If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

@Igor: I'm afraid I've been reading the series since I was about 10 and only finished it last year, so I'm not exactly up to scratch on some of them. Goodnight anyway.

 

[Tharwen]

I just checked your profile and-OH MY GOD HE HAS A KNIEF!

 

[Verex]

I swear to God, I'm not into these things...

 

[In_Love_In_Flames]

I would say: "um...you got red on you :l"

 

[Hunter6475]

I would say "Uh...it looks like you got stabbed multiple times....are you okay?" heh

 

[Scde2]

I would say "Get the hell out of my bed!"

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Pokes head in* Are they gone?

 

[Scde2]

DRINK!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't mind if I do!

 

[Scde2]

I almost made one those posters with the obama-generator. Guess what the caption would've said.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Avocado?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Dude?

Always interesting to see this thread go on track, then off again.

 

[Scde2]

*Sigh* nevermind.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Willing to bet we missed a joke here....

 

[Scde2]

Are you kidding!?

 

[Hunter6475]

Get a haircut!

 

[Scde2]

NO!!!
Go off and die!

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Hunter:But.......Your hair is the same length...

 

[ShockValue]

You could just throw him out a window.