If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Screams*
*Bashes Lycanthrope repeatedly against a wall*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Still doesn't let go*
*Through a mouthful of foot*
(You think that'll get me off? I've thought Vipers stronger than you!)
*Pulls out Keronian pistol and blasts in the testicles*
-If I could find a picture of Giroro's teeth,I'd show it to you,but I can't.So let me just say they're big enough and sharp enough to go straight through your foot-

 

[Scde2]

*Throws self out the window*
*Respawns*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Lets go and jumps on hover platform before hitting the ground*
Stupid Pokopenian.

 

[Count Igor]

OT: I would say "RUN!!!"

 

[Scde2]

I would say *Herp derp derp."

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at*
Screw it,I can't be bothered to kill you,stupid Pokopenian.

 

[Scde2]

...Like you could kill me.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Turns around,enraged*
You arrogant pokopenian!
I'll make you pay!
*Runs at,but get's held back by Geroro and Tamama*
Lemme go!

 

[Scde2]

What the hell is a pokopenian?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Kururu comes alogn and throws down display module*
*Comes up with picture of a human*

Pokopenian: insulting and demeaning name Keronian's have given to human beings.

 

[Scde2]

*Stabs*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

DAMN POKOPENIAN!
*Jumps on and bites head*

 

[Scde2]

GAWDDAMMIT!
*Tries to stab Lycanthrope*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Sword fights with Keronian katana while biting head still*

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not exactly sure how to react right now.

 

[Scde2]

How about you help me?

 

[ShockValue]

With?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: It's kinda obvious...

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Why should I help you?