If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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UnusualStranger

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*Offers plate of cookies*
Enjoy man. Cheer up. It would seem things have once again quieted down.
Well.....
Crap, I'm no good in these type of situations.
I just make good food.
 

Safe in the Dark

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Don't worry my emo friend I shall protect you!*insert demented laughter*I have transcended God,and I am now Sonic The Hedgehog!HAHAHAHAHA!

 

UnusualStranger

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@Scde2: Don't worry, I'm above trapping food. I think its disgraceful, liking to cook myself...
*Grabs a cookie and munches down*

@Foresight: Heh, Sonic Adventure. That game was pretty awesome in my book.
 

UnusualStranger

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@PF: Stupid innovation, and an overbearing cast happened. Sonic being a monster? He's a damned hedgehog! Princess? Really? So many bad choices....

@Scde2: Hey now. Not everyone was mean. Mostly Tharwen, no one else.
 

Safe in the Dark

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They're jealous,and angry,and they need to make you hurt to feel less hurt....That is humanity and it pisses Sonic off,Sonic shall now protect you and speak in 3rd person.

Sonic is hopeful for Sonic Colors.
 

UnusualStranger

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Sonic is setting himself up for disappointment. Sonic needs to realize that a Sonic game will not be good until it is merely Sonic, a few close friends, (By which Stranger means 3) and a villain.

Sonic colors sounds like a type of gimmick to this Stranger.
[sub]This could get fun![/sub]
 

Safe in the Dark

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Sonic disagrees,Sonic only saw tails and powerup gimicks in the trailer,Sonic shall be forever hopeful!Until game either makes Sonic cry rainbow tears of joy,or shoot Sonic with a rainbow shotgun.

 

UnusualStranger

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Heh, I still have my genesis just because of those games!

Though perhaps Sonic will not be disappointed by this game. It does seem a little plainer, which is good. Though I wonder what the color things were. Extra little things make this Stranger suspicious.
 

Safe in the Dark

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Sonic says,They are smurfs,Sonic kills them and devours their skulls for nourishment it is how Sonic Survives!*moar phucked up demented laughter*
 

Scde2

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I think it is safe to say that I'll never pick up a Sonic game.
 

UnusualStranger

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Stranger is certain that the denial of the other Sonic games has driven Sonic to a deeper madness that can only be solved by the release of a good Sonic game.