If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Roxas1359

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*throws Alpha out the airlock and watches as Alpha decompresses in space*
Yes actually...*unplugs dreadnought's power cord*
 

Steppin Razor

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*Hello Kitty Dreadnought levels up and learns Recover*
Well, looks like it doesn't need that power cable anymore.

*dreadnought starts chasing Khaiseri*
Stop pointing that bloody thing at me.
 

Roxas1359

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Alpha, isn't it bad to have a death-machine that can adapt itself? What if it becomes self aware and rebel against you?
 

Steppin Razor

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Well, I'll get stomped on. Probably repeatedly. But before that happens it'll crush you lot. It's a small price to pay for the satisfaction of committing genocide with a Hello Kitty dreadnought.
 

Steppin Razor

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*Dreadnought uses Recover. Dreadnoughts head grows back and is now at full health*

Eh, it's Japanese. It'll get taken down eventually by a bunch of whiny, androgynous teenagers with poor voice acting /ignorant comment about JRPGs by so-called "mature" Escapist community.
 

Blue Musician

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We just need to crack that safe protocol. Bring the Final Fantasy voice actors!
*continues shooting at the legs of the dreadnaught*