If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Steppin Razor

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Nope, you're just imagining things. It's possible that you're suffering from the early onset of dementia. NOW HURRY UP AND EXPLODE THOSE RAILS ALREADY!
 

Roxas1359

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Okay.
*pushes down on plunger and fuse goes to where Alpha hide some TNT and blows up wherever it was hidden*
I knew you took some!
*rails blow up and land on me*
Ow.
 

Steppin Razor

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The TNT was in my pockets...

This stings a little, but it's nothing a little willpower and spirit won't be able to conquer. And duct tape to stick my legs back on.
 

Steppin Razor

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*sigh*
Of course I'm on fire. Great, just great.

Well don't just stand there gawking, help put the flames out! You have any idea how hard it is to drop and roll when you're trying to tape yourself back together?
 

Roxas1359

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You know maybe you should put out the fire before using the tape.*puts Alpha out with the fire extinguisher*
 

Steppin Razor

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The fire wasn't going anywhere. Unlike my legs where there are all manner of weirdos around who would steal them if I took my eyes off them for even a minute.
 

Steppin Razor

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No, I just don't trust all these strange people around here. You would never know if one of them was a cannibal or had a weird fetish for dismembered legs until it was too late.
 

Roxas1359

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Cuddly, no I'm not.*secretly stabs Cuddly in the back and whispers into his ear*
[sub]You spoil my plans again, I make sure you die~[/sub]
 

AwesomeExpress

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Don't be like that baby, you know I like to stay on track in this place! Now go make me some breakfast! And don't forget the raspberries.