Nope, you're just imagining things. It's possible that you're suffering from the early onset of dementia. NOW HURRY UP AND EXPLODE THOSE RAILS ALREADY!
Okay.
*pushes down on plunger and fuse goes to where Alpha hide some TNT and blows up wherever it was hidden*
I knew you took some!
*rails blow up and land on me*
Ow.
Well don't just stand there gawking, help put the flames out! You have any idea how hard it is to drop and roll when you're trying to tape yourself back together?
The fire wasn't going anywhere. Unlike my legs where there are all manner of weirdos around who would steal them if I took my eyes off them for even a minute.
No, I just don't trust all these strange people around here. You would never know if one of them was a cannibal or had a weird fetish for dismembered legs until it was too late.
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