If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

*Fall to the ground and finds a penny.*
Cheers Thar!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

*Demomen blow up a building*
I only asked you to blow the bloody doors off!
Where are the snipers gonna snipe now?

 

[Tharwen]

@Doc: No problem. What are you going to spend it on?

@FARD: There's a grain silo over there...?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fear not.

*Reconstructs building*

Tell the Demomen to try again.

 

[Tharwen]

@Xpwn3ntial: Ah, you're an engineer!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Nobody got the reference... I am dissapiont...

 

[Tharwen]

@FARD: I seem to recognise it...

Pray, do tell.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Italian Job.
The original line was.
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'

 

[Scde2]

Hehe, I love seeing Shock as a victim for once.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I do it to serve you Lord Scde.
ALL HAIL LORD SCDE!!!
ESCAPIST VETEARAN!!!

 

[Scde2]

Veteran? I haven't even been here for 6 months yet.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I think he means post count. How do you know Shock, anyway?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

What does the scouter say about his posts? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSEND!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tharwen]

That may be the case, but your mother is so hairy that...

...I can't do it. I just can't.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Ah.. the days when "your mama" was the only real way to begin a joke..

 

[The Man With the Soap]

If I needed some great cumback, I'd wipe it off your mom's face!

 

[KiruTheMant]

DAMMIT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED ME

 

[Sliverwings]

*facepalm*

 

[KiruTheMant]

Is it beastiality if we are BOTH dogs?

 

[Sliverwings]

Ammy is technically a goddess so...