If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[KiruTheMant]

I'm also a legendary uknowweshouldmaekout

 

[Tharwen]

@Kiru: Smooooth. I like it.

 

[Sliverwings]

@Kiru: Sorry, Ammy doesn't make out with Fire Pokemon. Maybe if you were Raikou...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What? Is this thread on topic? I thought someone destroyed the rails.

Oh well.

How did you get into my apartment?

 

[ShockValue]

The rails are bad for your health.

 

[Sliverwings]

What? I put it back on the rails? I don't wanna get tortured! *runs away*

 

[KiruTheMant]

HEY GET BACK HERE I DIDN'T SLIP THE ROOFIE INTO YOUR DRINK YET *Chase*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why'd you change your name?
[sup]Lol. 2008 posts.[/sup]

 

[KiruTheMant]

BECAUSE THE COPS TRIED TO TAKE ME IN FOR RAP-
Why is 2/3 of a head in my bed anyways?

 

[Sliverwings]

I don't know, maybe you're just a creeper.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I AM NO CREEPER,You wanna see a creeper?

*Grows a hunch and chases 4 Meddling kids and a talking dog*

 

[Scde2]

Cool, a walrus.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I AM NO WALRUS I AM A LEGENDARY DIGIMON AND I WILL EAT YOU

 

[Scde2]

*Throws masterball*

 

[Gir1yG4m3r]

*starts dancing along with you*

 

[The Man With the Soap]

*Starts doing the Jerk.*

Welcome to the Escapist by the way.

*Continues to Jerk.*

 

[Tharwen]

*Dances enthusiastically in a lonely, lonely corner*

 

[Aphex Demon]

"the cake is a lie!"

 

[hyperhammy]

Yo cake, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Rick Rolling is one of the best internet memes of ALL TIME!!!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*cuts hyperhammy's head off with a chainsaw*
Freaking hyperactive squirrel thing.