If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Probably won't work for you. Another effect (other than disturbing me and having me enter horrified mode) was my (already massive) desire to be chaste increased.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Strike me pink!

Now I have to go and look.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I believe it was O-Ring Orifices.
Or something like that. You'll certainly find it.

In other news: I fixed MSN today. Huzzah.
And if my copious amounts of sneezing and icky nose are any indication (which they are): I'm finally getting sick. I knew not getting sick for the first summer in years was too much to ask for...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Logged into Formspring for the first time in about 5 months, got 1000+ questions to answer. Ugh.... This is gonna take a while.

How the fuck are we all anyways?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Good and groggy.

 

[Tharwen]

Have a drink. That'll clear your head.

...Formspring occasionally sends me an email telling me to answer the same 5 default questions every time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

1000+ questions.

Ew.

 

[Tharwen]

MORE QUESTIONS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

 

[UnusualStranger]

Why answer questions when you can simply dismiss them all and start anew?

 

[Tharwen]

Because then you have no more questions...

 

[Dr.Susse]

We could start anew but I don't know anyone who can re-rail a thread that went so far off rail it sunk.

 

[Roxas1359]

Easily, I mean it can't be that hard right?

 

[Tharwen]

A couple of weather balloons should un-sink it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Do balloons still work after all that we did?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Maybe it requires something more drastic. Gravity defying stuff. Or a black hole to try pulling it back up?

 

[Tharwen]

@Doc: You're talking about the time we broke physics?

That's all fixed now.

EDIT: I just found the most amazing thing ever:

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Stranger: When in doubt use a Black hole!


@Thar: Just when I thought I couldn't like Jazz any more.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*shoots black hole*
*nothing happens*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Gets sucked into black hole never to be seen again*

 

[Tharwen]

*Sees teh Doc*

You lied!