If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[talker]

no objections. just get into your underpants if you'r going to have a boxing match.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=the+cat+from+red+dwarf&num=10&um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&biw=1280&bih=601&tbm=isch&tbnid=HNw3Spx-rvoYEM:&imgrefurl=http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/spaceman-home/classic-red-dwarf/classic-red-dwarf-cat/&docid=-hrSbagglAEVVM&imgurl=http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cat-red-dwarf-danny-john-jules-backwards.jpg&w=300&h=251&ei=piatT6avN4Gr8AOVtK3GCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=532&vpy=141&dur=244&hovh=200&hovw=240&tx=172&ty=121&sig=101590483052104825159&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=142&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:80

 

[Fijiman]

What? I'm not that ugly.

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[SckizoBoy]

If you'd be so kind as to... er... put the big needle down...

*runs away*

Spoiler: Not dropping the scythe for anyone

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Well...Really not sure how to handle this.

Spoiler: Do not worry; he's harmless.

Mostly.

 

[Fijiman]

Quit staring at me.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

0_0 BLUBHBLBUBBBLUHB! (how the hell did I end up underwater?...)

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[The Night Angel]

Oh god, not Derpy. Doesn't look in her eyes, and kicks her out of bed, then never speaks of it again.

Spoiler: enjoy ;)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Get rid of the gun and this is perfect.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[StormShaun]

I'll call that a step forward for a person who hates being around people. Also it would be awkward since she would be looking emotionless at me, what did I do to her. 0_0'

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'll call that a step forward for a person who hates being around people.

Maybe she had no more choice than you did.

OT: *searches body for bite marks*

Spoiler: Image.

 

[StormShaun]

Maybe she had no more choice than you did.

OT: *searches body for bite marks*

Spoiler: Image.

Or maybe she somehow teleported into my bed...I got the feeling that's possbile. Or I got transported to their world and somehow got together with her....but that's another story.

If you ask me I wouldn't check for bite marks, she seems that kind of person I would trust...but hey I haven't played the games or watched the anime. Did you know there was an anime leet? Because hell I didn't know and I feel like I should play the game.

OT:

Spoiler: Don't know the story with this one.

 

[talker]

if you're over eighteen, lets get under the covers
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=anime&um=1&hl=en&newwindow=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&channel=fflb&biw=1280&bih=601&tbm=isch&tbnid=5sUEOpaowim3fM:&imgrefurl=http://designsbytes.com/2011/02/28/65-really-great-anime-and-manga-wallpapers/&docid=hJCzeE6unwHnRM&imgurl=http://designsbytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Year-of-the-Tiger-anime-wallpaper_0.jpg&w=600&h=451&ei=L4euT-zpEOaW0QW584ipCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=112&vpy=94&dur=4943&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=160&ty=107&sig=101590483052104825159&page=3&tbnh=123&tbnw=162&start=48&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:48,i:261

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't like that face at all...

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Why would you bring a dog to bed?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ohi poorly drawn Konata. And that's actually a fox.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Cute. I guess.

Spoiler: Don't take your eyes off this one.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ohai Ahri.

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[SckizoBoy]

*hnnnnggghhh* ... ??

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[NerfedFalcon]

(effeminately) Ooh, I like a man in uniform.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Fijiman]

Who are you and what are you doing with that*thunk*

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