If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[NerfedFalcon]

...Well.

Spoiler: HEUT IST MEIN TAG

 

[talker]

wanna go hunt sponges sweetie?
http://freeimagesarchive.com/data/media/15/anime_14.jpg

 

[NerfedFalcon]

wanna go hunt sponges sweetie?
http://freeimagesarchive.com/data/media/15/anime_14.jpg

She'd probably kill you. Unless you took the Siegfried Oath.

OT: You gee ell why, you ain't got no alibi.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[StormShaun]

Honestly a Assassin Creed anime would be awesome...and thats Altair I guess, and not female...if he isn't female GET OUT!

Spoiler

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

REPOST! MOVING ON!

Spoiler: Proof that MGS: Peace walker DOES have something for everyone

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Y U NO ANTI ALIASED?

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

ITS SAMUEL JACKSON!
*runs away*

Spoiler

Edit: FFFFF- broken gif.

 

[Rooster893]

Get the hell out of my bed you talentless piece of crap.

Spoiler

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

COLONEL SANDERS? Wait, isn't he dead?

Spoiler

And the only thing I like about that wrestler is his HILARIOUS facial expressions. Sadly, the gif didn't work...

 

[Rooster893]

Score!

Spoiler

 

[Fijiman]

Why does it smell like rotting fish? Oh.

Spoiler

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Old meme, moving on...

Spoiler

 

[Fijiman]

Old meme, moving on...

What, you don't like baby Heatmiser?

OT: Can I help you?

Spoiler

 

[springheeljack]

I do not know why you are staring at me like that but anyway

Spoiler

 

[theparsonski]

Damn, why couldn't I have got Zooey Deschanel?

Spoiler

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

G'morning Rosebud.

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Nice axe.

Spoiler: Starring Jack Black as himself.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

NOT JACK BLACK!

Spoiler

 

[Fijiman]

Well shit.

Spoiler

 

[talker]

good morning. are you drunk again? you were totally blasted last night. yeah you were dr r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r- unk..........
http://images.wikia.com/reddwarf/images/2/2f/Polymorph_large.jpg
sorry i don't know how to embed