If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[NerfedFalcon]

good morning. are you drunk again? you were totally blasted last night. yeah you were dr r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r- unk..........
http://images.wikia.com/reddwarf/images/2/2f/Polymorph_large.jpg
sorry i don't know how to embed

Step 1: Copy Image Location
Step 2: [*img] and [/*img] (remove * in both 'tags')
Step 3: Click between the two tags
Step 4: Ctrl+V
Step 5: Use the "Preview" command to see if it works.

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[SckizoBoy]

Leave the gun and bugger off!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Are you an elf?

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[Truniron]

I really, really hope they are not underage!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

I have a maid?...Huh, well then, GET BACK TO WORK!

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(Edit: 5555 posts! This is significant to me for some reason! Woot!)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't think much of you either.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't use zerochan, please.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Fine, fine.

Spoiler: Same person again because it broke apparently.

 

[Fijiman]

You're not angry at me are you?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thank you.

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[Fijiman]

Do I really want to know what's going on here?

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I'm going to be making secret messages in random comments from now on.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

That finger is slightly disturbing.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

0_0 ...I need to quit drinking...

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[Fijiman]

Wazzup?

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[talker]

i like beer! beer! beer! lala! beer! beer! beer!
actually, i prefer coke. and it's whisky. so forget i said anything
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSprnVKJ8kuJHDcS19hdrFho6ldAisy6O19VwvEZ4MGFxMod3aqYw

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Nobody's there. Forever alone.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No ponies allowed.

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[Truniron]

I swear, I was drunk and had no control (kinda hot outfit, though)

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[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Edit: Sorry, mistake quote

Another good hunt

Spoiler: hide yo kids, hide you wife

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...why are you wearing feathers?
Edit: Ninja'd!
And why are you looking at me like that?

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