If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO STRAP ME TO THE HOOD OF THE FUCKING CAR!?

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[SckizoBoy]

*freaks out & has emotional breakdown*

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[mParadox]

Smile, it brings out the beauty in you.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Okay that's just so completely and utterly wrong I have no words or commas for it.

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[Fijiman]

No image? No problem.

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[mParadox]

That's so meta.

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[SckizoBoy]

O_O'

*retrieves shotgun*

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[DrRockor]

Am I lying on table? And there's a cat staring at me. Dude, I need a drink this early, not a good day is it.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate you, Emi.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Why am I in bed with a life-size doll? And why don't we keep kerosene in this house?

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[MammothBlade]

Yes yes yes! Let me play with your plasma rifle baby.

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[sextus the crazy]

Not sure if happy or scared.

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[Evil Smurf]

stop slipping mushrooms in my drink!
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-k4raDaX5MpI/Tr1pgE9ehOI/AAAAAAAADv4/B3DGZJiSD6E/broccoli.jpg

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Edit: Okay, what did I do last night? What possible combination of illegal drugs could I possibly have taken?

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[mParadox]

A cleaver! :O

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You have been slain.

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One is not like the other.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

They're both male but one is crossdressing? I'm stumped, honestly, and I don't feel like finding out.

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[mParadox]

Oh Riven, why you so beautiful~

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[NerfedFalcon]

Never seen you quite like THIS before, but...Put the sword away and I won't have any trouble with it.

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[MammothBlade]

The raw magic, it's intoxicating! *drains his magic power*

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