If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Evil Smurf]

what nice teeth you have!
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080314170125/illogicopedia/images/a/aa/Evil_carrot.PNG

 

[SckizoBoy]

*dafuq*?!?!

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[Fijiman]

I can tell that you are probably both French and dead.

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[Evil Smurf]

This is terrible, but who are you?
http://images.wikia.com/pallettown/images/b/b9/Misty.gif

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why do I feel REALLY guilty?

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[Evil Smurf]

You feel guilty because she is 12
http://www.smallgreenshoots.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mia.jpg

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Who is she? And green lips? Different is good, I guess

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[Fijiman]

No I do not care if you have robot arms and a gun, there is no smoking in my room.

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[SckizoBoy]

That jacket looks positively terrible on you, dahling...

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[Fijiman]

What ya shoot'n at?

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[Evil Smurf]

How did you get into bed with that wheel?
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2300000/Amy-Lee-evanescence-2392777-1600-1200.jpg

 

[SckizoBoy]

She's underrated, IMO...

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'm going to lie here with my hands over my head and my face in the pillow until you leave.

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[Roxas1359]

Kill it! It's evil! *gauges eyes out*

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[Yokillernick]

Kill it! Kill it with fire! *grabs gasoline tank and throws thing inside*

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[Fijiman]

I know you feel bad, but unless you can apologize you're not getting back in there.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not sure if mind. Wait, yes I do.

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[Evil Smurf]

are you....a fire bender?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdO0URwu77qvpq_VSfp8QgAQOSB66iXaS1ux6h4sB-v1AMd0w6gu269pSX

 

[Fijiman]

The crap? That's not a person! What the hell is this?!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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