If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No sports fans allowed.

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[Rooster893]

Nice guitar. And... well, nice everything else.

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[TheDoctor455]

Huh. Not too shabby. Umm... please retract those blades, deary. I'm not into the kinky stuff. Sorry.

Spoiler: *cackles evilly*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

OH GOD WHAT

Spoiler: Image.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Put the weapons away, and get out of my house. I told you I'm not into the kinky stuff.

Spoiler: *insane laughter*

 

[scorptatious]

Awwwww.

Wait, we slept together?

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

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[Dr.Susse]

Your highness. It was a pleasure and a horror.

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[TheDoctor455]

Ah cool. What book is that? Can we read it together?

Spoiler: Feeling a little nicer now.

 

[Fijiman]

snip

DO NOT USE FANPOP. IT DOES NOT WORK.

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[TheDoctor455]

Fuck off. And quit staring at me!

Spoiler: Oh screw it.

Heh.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Okay, put the book down now...Nobody wants to get hurt...

How many drugs did I take last night? Some of them must still be working...

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Rooster893]

As happy as I am, please tell me you're over 16...

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[TheDoctor455]

Broken image is broken.

Spoiler: Heh.

 

[scorptatious]

You've seen better days Harold.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Could be worse. Sure, I feel really dirty for what I might have done, but.

Spoiler: Koxomu

 

[Nouw]

Grey hair, approved!

Spoiler: Hint: It's a trap

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I would be out of that bed before you could say a syllable.

Spoiler: Test of untested (?) source

 

[Dr.Susse]

You've unlocked the kingdom to my heart.

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One day I'll stop posting really random ones.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er... the musicians or the harp? Or both? Either way... ehh... been worse before.

Spoiler: Speaking of which...

 

[Fijiman]

Can't I sleep for ten more minutes Dog? Or are you God right now?

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