If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

Roxas1359 · Mar 29, 2013

Get out, you're getting feathers everywhere.

SomeLameStuff · Mar 30, 2013

Where's my shotgun?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 30, 2013

My lucky day.

TheDoctor455 · Mar 30, 2013

Er... I'm over here. Hello? Anyone there? And how did you get this polluted ocean in my house?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 30, 2013

I WISH I COULD TELL WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERE.

NerfedFalcon · Mar 30, 2013

Not you again!

scorptatious · Mar 30, 2013

*shrugs*

Can't complain.

Nouw · Mar 30, 2013

Cute! *cuddles*

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 30, 2013

NO! You're only good for one liners!

Fijiman · Mar 30, 2013

So long as I don't get stabbed by any roses I am very okay with this.

TheDoctor455 · Mar 30, 2013

*'accidentally' steps on... several times*

What the fuck was that?

scorptatious · Mar 30, 2013

Oh hey look! There's ammo on the grou....

...

On second thought, you can have it.

NerfedFalcon · Mar 30, 2013

Why is there a dead girl in my bed? This is seriously weird...

Dr.Susse · Mar 30, 2013

Ah! Wait who put this mirror in my bed?

Roxas1359 · Mar 31, 2013

Dear god...*burns with fire*

NerfedFalcon · Mar 31, 2013

Why does my stomach...oh, you stole my kidney. That makes sense. Oh, wait, no it doesn't. Go away, please.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Mar 31, 2013

You look... very dangerous. I'm going to go over here and hide under the blankets.

GIVE US A HUG

scorptatious · Mar 31, 2013

...

I would if I knew where you were.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 31, 2013

You seem to have had a hard life.

GeneralFungi · Mar 31, 2013

Not quite my cup of tea, but she's pretty. Pretty fortunate as far as I'm concerned.

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