If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Noo Itoshiki!!!!! I liked you!

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[Nouw]

Say, you aren't going to pull it down are you >.>?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?

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[Nouw]

Damn I'm loving my mornings.

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[NerfedFalcon]

*raises hands and narrows irises*

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[Yuno Gasai]

.. I get the feeling I'm going to jail. q_q

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Looks like somebody should have gone to Specsavers. .....Okay, I'll hit myself. *slaps* Ow.

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[Rooster893]

You fool.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

It's okay, we don't have to tell your girlfriend, she's already dead! ...What? Are you mad? I can't tell when you've got that luminescent bin covering your face. =/

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'd better not swallow that fish girl, man. Don't do it, man.

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[NerfedFalcon]

This is not going to be easy to explain to my parents. Or to the police.

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[SomeLameStuff]

Beeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

SCORE!!!

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[Fijiman]

Just leave.

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[NerfedFalcon]

I hate Gundam the Beatles.

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[Fijiman]

Careful, you might cut your foot off. Or knock over my lamp.

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The Big blue guy on the left. That's who you wake up with.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

That's...really, really disturbing. Being made of Lego makes it no less disturbing.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Just as long as we don't have an accident with your sword, or if you let Aya in, we'll be fine.

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capcha: quality time
NO THANKS, CAPCHA. I DON'T WANNA GO IN YOUR VAN FOR A FUN TIME.

 

[Nouw]

It's too late, the apocalypse is starting!

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[Neuromancer]

...I'll never learn, will I?

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