If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Dr.Susse]

Mum?.......Ahhhh Mummy! Help me Brendan Fraser!

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[NerfedFalcon]

Dude. No.

(Ninja'd, but I don't need to change anything. Score.)

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Once again, I find myself faced with the prospect of going to jail. At least you were too interested in "experiments" to worry about doing anything in bed..

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[NerfedFalcon]

Dwight? You okay, buddy?

Spoiler: Imagination!

Imagination!

Not yours, unfortunately.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

*gulp* H-hi there...

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[NerfedFalcon]

Cait, you really shouldn't be that far into the river. Yes, I know it's warded, but you're not going to get farmed there. And with nobody else around, it's unlikely that you'll score any champion kills. Get your ass back in lane before I report you as unskilled.

Sincerely, Taric.

Spoiler: /rant

 

[SomeLameStuff]

You look strong... wanna fight?

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[Fijiman]

Score. Wait, are you pointing that at me?

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[SomeLameStuff]

Are you my fairy godmother? If so, can I have some nukes?

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[Yuno Gasai]

That's a pretty intricate dress you have there. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it..

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[scorptatious]

So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering.

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[Rooster893]

I am NOT the Blu Scout's mother!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thanks.

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[SckizoBoy]

OK, I do not care for that car, folks...

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Wow, that's a really nice pair of...headphones you got on you.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Yeah, you just keep on doing that and I won't even try and get involved here.

Spoiler: China!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Harem ending?!
Edit: Ninja'd but still works.

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[scorptatious]

I'm cool with this. Just... Leave that sword out of the bed. K?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No.

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[NerfedFalcon]

No no no no no.

Spoiler: Image.