If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Dr.Susse]

Mate I don't think I could face you at the moment......don't kill me.

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[scorptatious]

Well, at least I have breakfast in bed.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Your insides look icky.

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[NerfedFalcon]

She said she was older than me, I swear, officer!

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[Rooster893]

Depending on your age, this is either very very good or very very bad.

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[Dr.Susse]

Either you just said a pun or you have eye problems. There is no reason to wear sunglasses inside. *Sees red eye* Ok I guess I'm dead then.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Well, hello.

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[scorptatious]

:3

So cute.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Woooooooow you're desperate Shepard.

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[Neuromancer]

Man those jailbait jokes are getting old. Sorry girl, no witty commenting about how you look 14 this time. Maybe the feds will make some, though, so don't lose hope!

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'm almost scared to ask how you got like that, but maybe you telling me will prolong my life a little bit.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No... That's impossible!

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[NerfedFalcon]

Your eyes are...weird.

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[Neuromancer]

...Had a good night's sleep?

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[Dr.Susse]

You're looking good Rosie O'Donnell.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Surprised I could sleep through all the wubs.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're making me dizzy!

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[Dr.Susse]

You can call me Al!

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[Sacman]

*Pulls out Moby Dick...*

Hmm... I've never actually finished this before...<.<

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[Nouw]

*Throws alarm clock.*

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