If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't know sign language. This might be awkward.

Spoiler: Might get a little bit crowded

 

[Nouw]

Did I mention I am afraid of heights?

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Heck yes, I am down with this.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Porygon-2000]

NOPE.

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

Spoiler

[http://media.photobucket.com/user/SargeSammy/media/eldritch-sm.jpg.html]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Who the hell do you think I am?! *punch the sunglasses off his face*

Spoiler: I haven't even seen that

 

[Neuromancer]

Irelia? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Oh crap, don't delete me, I'm a User!

Spoiler: Beard.

 

[scorptatious]

I wasn't messing around with your hat! I swear!

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

So this is what 4chan looks like from the inside.

Spoiler: This is from a camera on the roof, not you looking up at the roof

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey you with the pink hair. Where are your legs?

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Uh oh.

[sub]please don't hurt me[/sub]

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Holy_Hotdog]

Why do I feel like i've fallen into a....Trap.

Spoiler

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello mister hipster; If you're trying to say you slept with me before it was cool bad luck. It will never be cool.

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Okay...is this truly necessary?

*grabs at crack*

Spoiler: Twofer

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You two look like you're having... problems. Of the mental kind.

Spoiler

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey baby did you fall from heaven.......Or did your dad have a baby with a seagull?

Spoiler

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You can leave, lady. The 3DS stays.

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Oh crap, too young! *runs and hides before the party van turns up*

Spoiler: VI

 

[Neuromancer]

How does one read blank books?

Spoiler: Call him lord Widow's Peak

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Captcha: book reading
That's how he reads those books even though they're blank. Trust me. Also, because he's zexy. (Not a typo)

OT: Uh...hi there, Lord Widow's Peak.

Was that wrong?

Spoiler: Image.