If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[SomeLameStuff]

You're not going to turn into a witch in this timeline, right?

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[NerfedFalcon]

Do I know you?

Would I know you without the bedhead?

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't know how you got here or where you got those weapons, but it's probably best if you leave now. D:

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[SomeLameStuff]

Sunglasses in bed. Classy.

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[Fijiman]

Whoa, trippy.

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[NerfedFalcon]

O_0

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

There seems to be a problem with your arm. And hand. Are you alright?

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[NerfedFalcon]

Who are you, and is that an unmarked van outside?

Spoiler: GIF.

 

[Neuromancer]

How goes your search for the TRUTH?

Spoiler: also gif

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shall I show you more of the human world?

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[Sacman]

....>...
*Locks doors...*

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fucking ew!

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[Dr.Susse]

I followed the link and.....Must you watch me sleep optimus?

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[Neuromancer]

Well... I guess you are cute, yes.

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[Sacman]

Pfft, no one compares to my favorite giant robot...<.<

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[Nouw]

Oh god, macho jesus. BAD >.>!

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[Sacman]

....>...
*Rips clothes off...*
>

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[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, Jesus f***!

Spoiler: Warning: MANLY

 

[Dr.Susse]

You....you're going to do stuff to me aren't you?

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[Nouw]

Oh fuuuuuu-

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....>...
*Rips clothes off...*
>

You best be leaving my waifu alone!

[sub][sub]Evageeks forum has been a terrible, terrible influence on me.[/sub][/sub]