If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[thesilentman]

FUCK YOU. Get out of my bed!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

That's a little loud honey, could you pick another time to do this?...No? Okay, that's cool, just though I'd ask...heh, heh...[sub]please don't kill me[/sub]...

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[scorptatious]

This is too weird. I don't wanna participate.

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[Dango]

*Shoves out*

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[Headsprouter]

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[Rooster893]

Seriously? GET OUT!

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[scorptatious]

That's a nice pair of...

*ahem*

knives you got there.

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[Headsprouter]

I AM BLINDEDED!!!

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[Dr.Susse]

Those belts must have made last night annoying.

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LINK

 

[Epicspoon]

NO!

 

[Rooster893]

Nice teeth.

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[Neuromancer]

I don't have any items you need, nor does my death mean you get health back.

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[Kae]

I don't have any items you need, nor does my death mean you get health back.

I don't think that's what man from ancient Greece wanted in your bed.

OT: Oy mate, I know I'm amazing but please be more discrete, there are people watching...

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[Fijiman]

Damn it Jack, you're a smooth talker.

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[Rooster893]

Ick.

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[Epicspoon]

Shhhhhh, you don't need to say a word.

 

[scorptatious]

Sonic isn't here. Go away.

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[Kae]

Well I have no idea what I did but it must have been bad if you're going to attack me with that broom.

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[Teoes]

Oh, Mr Walken! Take me again.

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[Neuromancer]

At least you've got PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAH!

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