If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

Obama, I thought I already told you to go away. Now get!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Damnit tiny hill with cloud, I've already told you that you're just too dull to sleep with. I mean would kill you to at least have a sunset or some shit? (Your image is broken btw)

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(If you don't recognise this, look up Armstrong and Miller RAF Pilots on Youtube, it's pretty funneh.)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No thank you. I don't need to be insulted and weirded out at the same time today.

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[Dr.Susse]

Hey babe where's Sherlock?

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[Teoes]

Dayum so many gamer nerds are going to be jealous of me..

Spoiler: Bet this is not the first time this person has shown up in someone's bed, err, I mean this thread

 

[Fijiman]

*sigh* Where's my shotgun?

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[Rooster893]

Nice pipe.

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[Kae]

I don't know why you're upset but, can I keep your hover shoes? 'Cause they look like a ton of fun.

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[Teoes]

I didn't do it it wasn't me oh god oh god please don't kill me I can't have been that bad surely?!

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[Rooster893]

Go throw that away. You'll attract the ants!

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[Headsprouter]

D'aaaawwwww, you have such hope.

EDIT: How could I pass up this opportunity? OHHHH, WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX!?

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[Rooster893]

Well good morning. I hope you had a good time.

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[Headsprouter]

Am I a necrophiliac? Because his dance moves are stayin' alive!

[sub]...[/sub]

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[Dr.Susse]

God that thing you did to my knee last night was enough to make me give up adventuring.

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LINK

 

[Teoes]

Damn, that was a good night.

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[Elementary - Dear Watson]

All of the holes... all of the time! :S

And then he returned to his former self, and I was arrested... great...

Spoiler: The Prof

 

[scorptatious]

The fuck are you doing with that teddy bear?

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[Rooster893]

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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[Headsprouter]

Sigh...more broken ribs and internal bleeding?

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(prepare your anus)

 

[Rooster893]

Gulp.

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