If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

OH GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR CHEST?!

 

[Rooster893]

Why is there a hamster on your shoulder???

 

[Sacman]

Oh yeah... *noms...*

 

[CaptainLoserPants]

He's....nice? Daw, come 'ere.

 

[Rooster893]

Oh dear....

 

[Sacman]

No thanks, I'm not one for horns...

 

[Sacman]

Ignore me...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

*runs far, far away*

Spoiler: ...oh herp, fine. I'll be obvious.

 

[scorptatious]

I don't like that look he's giving me.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Um...I do not into necrophilia.

 

[Sacman]

*hugs...* ^.^

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why am I in bed with an entire country?

 

[Sacman]

I'll just be over here... not with the thing that has several extra harry appendages sticking out of it...<.<

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'll just be over here... not with the thing that has several extra harry appendages sticking out of it...<.<

Don't worry; I don't think they're prehensile, or that she would do anything like that with them if she could.

OT: This video contains both my response and the character you're about to wake up with.

 

[Rooster893]

Talim? Don't mind if I do. She is older than me, anyway!

 

[Erana]

My God, that hair! And surely there's some non-sex reason for this strange person in my bed.
Prolly something to do with the giant robot there.

[small]Whoo, 80's print princess! [/small]

 

[Rooster893]

Who in the Blue Hell are you?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

It's official. I must have been really drunk and high last night.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wow. You're yellow.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!