If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[NerfedFalcon]

This might take some explaining.

Spoiler: To the police...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't know what sick, twisted and messed up thing that could be but lay it on me sugar!

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LINK

 

[NerfedFalcon]

No, I will not screw you for a free Vita. I am not that desperate.

Spoiler: Speaking of Vita...

Free cookie if you see what I did there while only looking at the picture, with no help from the 'quote' button or Google.

 

[Headsprouter]

Judging by the look you're giving me last night was not legal.

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For everyone making jokes 'bout mah teef.

 

[Neuromancer]

...You weren't wearing that last night were you?

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[scorptatious]

Da fuq am I looking at? And why is my bed all flat looking?

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[NerfedFalcon]

Surprisingly, not the most terrifying thing this thread has ever given me.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok I don't know what is going on but is that my blood you're drinking and why are we chained together?

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LINK

 

[staika]

Why are you thinking of apples o.o

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[Dr.Susse]

Why you're looking para-normally beautiful.

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LINK

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Well hello there Ms. Fanservice!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Forever alone.

Spoiler: Starting again...

 

[Rooster893]

Nice scythe, baby.

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[Roxas1359]

Look out, she's got Razzle-Dazzle!
*hopes someone else gets the reference*

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'm going to go stick my head under a cold shower until the drugs get out of my system, k?

Spoiler: k.

 

[Rooster893]

I'd be ok with this if there wasn't a giant, possibly sentient body of armor in my room.

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[staika]

I'd be more than fine with this development.

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[Headsprouter]

Hey! This crab is a Headsprouter! *ba dum tssh*

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[Dr.Susse]

Hello.......I ate your sandvich.

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LINK

 

[Neuromancer]

Look kid, I allowed you to sleep on my bed because you have nightmares, but bringing your pizza bed with you is TOO MUCH.

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