If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[scorptatious]

Hey Ratchet. Why are you pointing a gun at me?

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[Neuromancer]

Ah, dear Etna. What a great minion you would make.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Eurg.

Spoiler: Cloning, gotta love it

 

[Neuromancer]

There are maids... EVERYWHERE!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Would you mind smoking that outside?...Or inside?...Or whatever the inverse is of wherever we are right now?

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[Headsprouter]

Yes. This will do.

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'm not even going to ask what your body is ready for, Peter.

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[Neuromancer]

Get a room, you two. Preferably the one that I'm not in.

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[scorptatious]

I'm very okay with this.

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[Rooster893]

Nope.avi

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A broken image? Will it infect my bed?

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[NerfedFalcon]

OH GOD NO

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[Fijiman]

I am quite okay with this, even if I don't know what she's saying.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Excuse me, I'm pretty sure I had a brick around here for just this eventuality. Who knew that being prepared for a zombie Kim Jong-il in my bed would pay off?

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[Neuromancer]

You, mah boi, must be one of the few Nomura characters that has a single belt.

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[Rooster893]

NO U.

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[scorptatious]

I REALLY hope you're not underage.

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[NerfedFalcon]

I know you aren't, but I still can't feel comfortable about waking up in bed with a literal angel.

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[Fijiman]

How old are you?

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[scorptatious]

*kicks teeth in*

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