If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Headsprouter]

Mike Wazowski!

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[Rooster893]

You're freaking me out man.

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[Ruedyn]

This looks and feels a LOT like necrophilia.

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[scorptatious]

Jeez Ed, what did I do to you?

*looks at bed*

Oh. Well shit.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Jeez Louise, can't you stay human for two minutes?

Spoiler: No eating in bed

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd love to eat (with) you, Kyouko!

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[Rooster893]

Broken, just like my love life.

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[Neuromancer]

I knew I'd get something out of disguising myself as The Joker.

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[Rooster893]

Drop the scissors, lose the head... thing and we're kosher.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Way too young. Besides...I really don't feel comfortable around that arm.

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[Rooster893]

Well good morning.

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[Fijiman]

Well hello completely crazy girl. How are you doing today?

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[Rooster893]

Gross.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Gross.

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[Fijiman]

Well hello there.

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[scorptatious]

*sigh* Not again.

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[NerfedFalcon]

What are you going to teach me to do now?

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Anyone capable of finishing the set, please do so.

 

[Neuromancer]

Good thing we're not on a train. I'd hate to be abandoned like that.

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[Rooster893]

Eh.

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[Neuromancer]

I never quite understood why you'd rip a hole through your "superhero suit" just to show some cleavage.

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