If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[scorptatious]

Why is only part of your hair purple?

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[NerfedFalcon]

Then what are you waiting for? Get out of my house and go fast on the road.

Spoiler: Should be interesting

 

[scorptatious]

Uh... Who's that behind you? And why are you holding your knife out like that?

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NO

I killed you once, I'll do it again! :O

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[NerfedFalcon]

Are you kidding me?

Spoiler: Both legal, trust me

 

[scorptatious]

If you two are who I think you are, I want you both to leave before my house gets bombarded by an army of bullets.

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[Fijiman]

I'm sorry, but funnyjunk doesn't work here and I don't feel like checking the link.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Well. This is...interesting, if nothing else.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Rooster893]

Please be over 18. If you are... I'm one lucky dude.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No thanks.

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[Fijiman]

You look pretty and all, but how old are you?

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[Neuromancer]

I can see through your "clever" disguise.

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[Professor James]

*sneaks out of room*

 

[scorptatious]

Forever alone. *cries*

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[NerfedFalcon]

Don't touch yourself there! It makes you turn evil!

Spoiler: Legal

 

[Neuromancer]

...What are you gonna do with that katana?

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[Rooster893]

*gulp*

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[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, uh...

must not think about Athena's--oh, crap, too late.

Spoiler: Even I don't know this one

 

[Neuromancer]

Why... why are you looking at me like that?

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[Teoes]

You wanna fight? Was I that bad?

Spoiler: Fair warning to arachnophobes