If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Scde2]

Now I know why they call you the Best of the 3.

 

[Best of the 3]

Well you sure beat the other 2 by a mile

 

[Vrex360]

Die human scu-

Wait, an eye patch, this one is mysterious and intriguing.

 

[BoosterGold]

Get out of my bed, if your gonna point weapons at me

 

[Best of the 3]

Ninja'd. :/

Now get out of bed and make me some pumpkin pie.

 

[BoosterGold]

lifts eye patch and sticks finger in eye socket

 

[Zirat]

How are you... what? Portals!?

The sheer mechanics are mind boggling!

 

[Best of the 3]

I...uh? Just what are you?

 

[Lust]

Hey there.........*turns over*.............Zzzzz............

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh hai thar Satan.

 

[DJDarque]

So...How'd you get that eye patch?

 

[Sliverwings]

I need to stop drinking...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Stop poking me with that. Please, keep the stick on your side of the bed. I'm trying to sleep."

*proceeds to snooze some more*

 

[xmbts]

Awww, you can sleep at the foot of my bed and keep my feet warm.

 

[Best of the 3]

Could you move over a bit? What's that? The wires have you stuck there? Oh, that's ok.

Drop kicks you out of bed.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stop hogging the blanket.

 

[Nouw]

"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

*Stops drops and rolls.

 

[i don't know]

Not pie! My only...other weakness!

 

[Best of the 3]

Farts inside your gas mask.

 

[Wayward Man]

*Pokes the patch*
Shall we get this show on the road then.
*Wink wink*