If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

Put hat on head?

Why am I sleeping with a hat?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I will never abandon my hat for you. You know that, right?

Get out of my bed, ninja.

 

[Best of the 3]

I have a patch, no need for a hat. I'll abandon you.

 

[xmbts]

Steal their candy then get them the hell out of there.

 

[XThecommander]

O hai there... *proceeds to tell self its just a dream*

 

[Lust]

I must say.............you are looking pleasant today...........*rolls over*.........ZZzzz.....

 

[Sacman]

Beg him not to eat my soul...<.<

 

[Shakaar9267]

"What happened last night?"

 

[Lust]

It looks like their soul needs cuddling because being a ninja is tough work.............*cuddles*........now....please.....don't eat me.......>.>

 

[BoosterGold]

Bows before the demon

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wait....Hold on, I think I'm in the wrong game. *Portal escape*

 

[Lust]

It seems that you're a bit cold...........c'mere, you........*cuddles*.....

 

[Sacman]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[Lust]

Uh, where's your car dude?

 

[Scde2]

My. You're a lustfull one aren't you?

 

[Sacman]

Hey what does my tattoo say?

 

[Scde2]

Who let you out of your cage?

 

[Sacman]

Hell, I'm not picky...
*Put's on rape face...*

 

[Dr.Susse]

No not the rape face!

 

[Sacman]

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*Rape Face...*