If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Yureina]

So how long do you think it will be before I spring a trap on you? ;P

 

[TheDoctor455]

*nibbles on bits of leftover cake*

Yip! ^_^ Siriusly, we need the Doctor over here. x3

You rang? What did I miss? (Futilely attempts to eat some popcorn)

Damn.
(notices the catgirl fight, throws a ball of yarn into the fray)

OT:
Oh hey there, weird... you're human but you look like a Protoss...
have we met?

 

[Best of the 3]

Meow?!?!

*stares up at Doctor*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: Huzzah! Scde & I need you to use your psionics to turn Best into a nekko, and quick! Also, could you take a look at my eye? x_^

OT: Good kitteh, Best, try not to pee on the nice Protoss. x.^

 

[xmbts]

Hey, I fixed the peeing problem.

 

[Best of the 3]

*Noms on Snowden's tail and wiggles it like a toy*

 

[Yureina]

*throws a ball of yarn*

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: Huzzah! Scde & I need you to use your psionics to turn Best into a nekko, and quick! Also, could you take a look at my eye? x_^

OT: Good kitteh, Best, try not to pee on the nice Protoss. x.^

Okay... let's see...
(using Psionic suggestion... which is 5x more effective than jedi mind trick) Best, you are 6-year old girl, and you want to pet the pretty kitties gently. (turns off suggestion) There that should settle that...
as for your eye Snowden... its gone... but here's a cybernetic replacement you can use. (attaches replacement, waits for it to boot up, and shits Protoss drawers) Oops... that was a Borg eye...
crap...
now... where's that EMP...

 

[Best of the 3]

OHHHHH! It's shiny!

 

[xmbts]

This seems...not good.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello again...
Is this becoming a regular thing now?

 

[Best of the 3]

@xmbts Aww, you look lonely, I know, you need a hugs.

*Hugs*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: Huzzah! Scde & I need you to use your psionics to turn Best into a nekko, and quick! Also, could you take a look at my eye? x_^

OT: Good kitteh, Best, try not to pee on the nice Protoss. x.^

Okay... let's see...
(using Psionic suggestion... which is 5x more effective than jedi mind trick) Best, you are 6-year old girl, and you want to pet the pretty kitties gently. (turns off suggestion) There that should settle that...
as for your eye Snowden... its gone... but here's a cybernetic replacement you can use. (attaches replacement, waits for it to boot up, and shits Protoss drawers) Oops... that was a Borg eye...
crap...
now... where's that EMP...

Relax, this has happened before *draws blaster* All you need to do is to remove the anomaly with *fires* a...high precision laser...now, what about the actual cybernetic eye? Is it yellow in colour? X_-

OT: And he's back to his original form! At least he'll leave my tail alone now! X_^

 

[Best of the 3]

Ohhhh a fox.

*Gives a deathly strangling hug while jumping up and down and stroking the fur the wrong way*

 

[Yureina]

*pounces*

New Avatar!

 

[xmbts]

Lots providing I don't get turned into a cat, child, or other such strangeness.

 

[Best of the 3]

I already took you home :/

*fondles with wires and yanks on then violently*

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: Huzzah! Scde & I need you to use your psionics to turn Best into a nekko, and quick! Also, could you take a look at my eye? x_^

OT: Good kitteh, Best, try not to pee on the nice Protoss. x.^

Okay... let's see...
(using Psionic suggestion... which is 5x more effective than jedi mind trick) Best, you are 6-year old girl, and you want to pet the pretty kitties gently. (turns off suggestion) There that should settle that...
as for your eye Snowden... its gone... but here's a cybernetic replacement you can use. (attaches replacement, waits for it to boot up, and shits Protoss drawers) Oops... that was a Borg eye...
crap...
now... where's that EMP...

Relax, this has happened before *draws blaster* All you need to do is to remove the anomaly with *fires* a...high precision laser...now, what about the actual cybernetic eye? Is it yellow in colour? :3

OT: I concur with you there. Anymore cake?

No... there's no more cake... I used up the last of it trying to eat it... you could have what's left... but... I tried putting it through one of the only orifices that Protoss actually have... so you might not want it now...

As for the eye... no, we don't have yellow, but we do have orangish-red, if that's close enough?

(throws a catnip-coated ball of string into the catfight)

 

[Best of the 3]

I took you home too :/

*Tries to insert a Justin Bieber CD into it*

 

[Yureina]

I likes the flowers. Can I have some? :3