If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

Hey, your cute. Want to trade clothes. I bet you have some cool stories. I know...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: Uh-huuh. No thanks then, I've had enough cake for now. And orangish red is indeed close enough, if it means restored depth perception. X_^

OT: you so silleh Best, taking everyone home like that.

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh, I already have you at home :/

*shaves fox from head to toe*

 

[Yureina]

Seems like we all are ending up at Best's home.

I sense a crazy party. :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... do you know that a moon is stalking you?
And... why did all of my armor disappear when it started shining on me?

Oh well... I'll run with it.

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmmm, I've taken you home :/

*Dyes you a gareish neon greem and yellow*

I need more stuff to take home.

 

[Zirat]

No way will he be getting me home...

But still, this is better than being a Catboy

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I've got to lay of the vodka...

 

[Best of the 3]

Sailor in uniform

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmmm, I've taken you home :/

*Dyes you a gareish neon greem and yellow*

I need more stuff to take home.

(psionically vaporizes the paint.)

Never paint a Protoss.

(Kills the Mengsk-clone)

No... just no.

Now... what did you have in mind, Best?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

(Kills the Mengsk-clone)

Spoiler

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Hang on, so am I waking up next to the regular bearded Admiral, or the creepy Infested one? :O

 

[TheDoctor455]

(Kills the Mengsk-clone)

Spoiler

(Vaporizes Mengsk-clone zombie into a fine powder, and then dumps it out an airlock)

There... that should take care of that.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Silly Protoss, you just can't kill a drunk russian admiral.

 

[xmbts]

@Best: Don't touch those, you don't know where they've been
OT: I can try.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

This is all very confuddling now. I'm going to hide in what's left of the cake fort, and let my new eye acclimate. And wait for all my fur to grow back. -.-

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I should have laid of the vodka... <.<

 

[xmbts]

All I know is that I didn't get maimed or mind-wiped so I'm pretty good with how this went.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well then everyone is happy!
*Presents a new bottle of vodka and a box of cigars*

 

[TheDoctor455]

All I know is that I didn't get maimed or mind-wiped so I'm pretty good with how this went.

That could be changed...
(mind-wipes Xmbts, so that he/she now thinks that they are a giant squid... so not that different I guess)

OT:
Just answer one question Megsk-clone... do you work for the Dominion? (I'll know if you're lying)