If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

I could name quite a few.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Its "choking the chicken".

 

[xmbts]

Burp the worm, milk the snake, taco handshake, putting on a puppet show.

>_>

<_<

 

[cryogeist]

*walks in*
...why are we talking about nicknames for masturbation?

 

[xmbts]

Why not?

 

[cryogeist]

good point

 

[xmbts]

Very very true.

 

[cryogeist]

....ok
*walks out*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... I'd list more but I can't think of any right now...
oh wait...

I know one for simultaneous male and female masturbation (I'm assuming that means they're circle-jerking or something)...

"Jacking-and-Jilling Off".

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah probably.

 

[xmbts]

Anyway...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah...
what were we talking about before we got into this...

oh right!

Xmbts wanted to kill me for... some reason.