If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[cryogeist]

....Jesus Christ you guys are weird

 

[xmbts]

I don't think Ash would like that, and I like my head attached.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*twists around underneath xmbts*

*repositions myself so that I'm holding her from behind*

 

[cryogeist]

hydra has more :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

*kick-jumps away from xmbts*

*holds her in mid-air with telekinesis*

 

[xmbts]

Ooooh, floaty...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses an off-hand TK blast on Dark*

Quiet you.

OT:

*refocuses telekinetic powers on xmbts*

Hmm... why do I get the feeling you're enjoying yourself a little too much up there?

*telekenetically pulls xmbts to me; draws the Soul Reaver; hacks at xmbts with it before pushing her to the other side of the room with a TK blast*

 

[xmbts]

*Spinning around idly*

Huh? Sorry I wasn't listening...

*Is hacked up and dies*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*would grin if I still had both halves of my mouth*

A challenge? You? Hardly.

*jumps up to the ceiling; bounces off of it and onto Dark's back; stabs at him with the Soul Reaver*

 

[cryogeist]

whose side do i chose

 

[cryogeist]

yeah your most likely right
*stabs doc with Excalibur and slits his leg with the chaos blade petrifying it*

 

[xmbts]

*Sits up, perfectly fine*

Huh...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

 

[cryogeist]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*