If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*

This is pointless.

*abandons this physical form; letting it slump to the ground inert*

*inhabits the nearest corpse; uses TK to break in the ceiling above Cryo and Dark; crushing them*

 

[cryogeist]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*

This is pointless.

*abandons this physical form; letting it slump to the ground inert*

*inhabits the nearest corpse; uses TK to break in the ceiling above Cryo and Dark; crushing them*

*floats though*
ghost remember?
*blast away with fire 4*

 

[xmbts]

>.>

<.<

 

[cryogeist]

*Dark sticks up the lower pair of arms and holds up the ceiling*


*the Raven lets out another wail, flooding the minds of the listeners with despair*

GRAAHHH!
You fucker!
*cast silence*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*

This is pointless.

*abandons this physical form; letting it slump to the ground inert*

*inhabits the nearest corpse; uses TK to break in the ceiling above Cryo and Dark; crushing them*

*floats though*
ghost remember?
*blast away with fire 4*

A spirit eh?

*draws Cryo in; devours all that is Cryo*

Fool. Shouldn't have told me you were pretty much entirely soul.

*Dark sticks up the lower pair of arms and holds up the ceiling*


*the Raven lets out another wail, flooding the minds of the listeners with despair*

Spoiler: HUGE SPOILER WARNING! Do not read if you want to play through the Legacy of Kain series spoiler-free!

*sinks to my knees; looking at the Soul Reaver on my arm* It's still here... I'm still here. The Reaver was never forged to be a soul-stealing weapon... the ravenous spirit driven mad by eons of imprisonment within the sword had always been... me. The symbiotic weapon I bore... my own soul twinned and bound to me eternally. There is no escape from this fate. I am doomed to repeat this purgatorial cycle for eternity. Kain hadn't spared me from my fate... he had merely postponed it. History abhors a paradox.

 

[cryogeist]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*

This is pointless.

*abandons this physical form; letting it slump to the ground inert*

*inhabits the nearest corpse; uses TK to break in the ceiling above Cryo and Dark; crushing them*

*floats though*
ghost remember?
*blast away with fire 4*

A spirit eh?

*draws Cryo in; devours all that is Cryo*

Fool. Shouldn't have told me you were pretty much entirely soul.

*Dark sticks up the lower pair of arms and holds up the ceiling*


*the Raven lets out another wail, flooding the minds of the listeners with despair*

Spoiler: HUGE SPOILER WARNING! Do not read if you want to play through the Legacy of Kain series spoiler-free!

*sinks to my knees; looking at the Soul Reaver on my arm* It's still here... I'm still here. The Reaver was never forged to be a soul-stealing weapon... the ravenous spirit driven mad by eons of imprisonment within the sword had always been... me. The symbiotic weapon I bore... my own soul twinned and bound to me eternally. There is no escape from this fate. I am doomed to repeat this purgatorial cycle for eternity. Kain hadn't spared me from my fate... he had merely postponed it. History abhors a paradox.

it took ya this long to notice?
*shoots face with .44 magnum*
yeah...im not about to get devoured

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh boy does that tickle!

*the Serpent opens it's eyes, turning you to stone and the Raven lets out a telekintic wail that destroys the rock*

*blinds the snake's head before it can do anything; deflects the telekinetic wail with a well-timed TK-blast*

The Soul Reaver has put fear in the hearts of creatures far more durable than you.

It has slain demons and gods alike.

*hacks away at the snake's head*

you forgot about me
*bashes your petrified leg breaking it off*
*picks it up*
*beats you with it*

This is pointless.

*abandons this physical form; letting it slump to the ground inert*

*inhabits the nearest corpse; uses TK to break in the ceiling above Cryo and Dark; crushing them*

*floats though*
ghost remember?
*blast away with fire 4*

A spirit eh?

*draws Cryo in; devours all that is Cryo*

Fool. Shouldn't have told me you were pretty much entirely soul.

*Dark sticks up the lower pair of arms and holds up the ceiling*


*the Raven lets out another wail, flooding the minds of the listeners with despair*

Spoiler: HUGE SPOILER WARNING! Do not read if you want to play through the Legacy of Kain series spoiler-free!

*sinks to my knees; looking at the Soul Reaver on my arm* It's still here... I'm still here. The Reaver was never forged to be a soul-stealing weapon... the ravenous spirit driven mad by eons of imprisonment within the sword had always been... me. The symbiotic weapon I bore... my own soul twinned and bound to me eternally. There is no escape from this fate. I am doomed to repeat this purgatorial cycle for eternity. Kain hadn't spared me from my fate... he had merely postponed it. History abhors a paradox.

it took ya this long to notice?
*shoots face with .44 magnum*
yeah...im not about to get devoured

Too late for that. Much too late.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
oh really?
*stabs arm with reaver with chaos blade also petrifying that*
....now you can to hop away with a leg and a arm?

 

[xmbts]

Sleepy...

*Passes out*

 

[cryogeist]

....fuck it
*puts swords away*
*sits back and watches*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Dark sticks up the lower pair of arms and holds up the ceiling*


*the Raven lets out another wail, flooding the minds of the listeners with despair*

Spoiler: HUGE SPOILER WARNING! Do not read if you want to play through the Legacy of Kain series spoiler-free!

*sinks to my knees; looking at the Soul Reaver on my arm* It's still here... I'm still here. The Reaver was never forged to be a soul-stealing weapon... the ravenous spirit driven mad by eons of imprisonment within the sword had always been... me. The symbiotic weapon I bore... my own soul twinned and bound to me eternally. There is no escape from this fate. I am doomed to repeat this purgatorial cycle for eternity. Kain hadn't spared me from my fate... he had merely postponed it. History abhors a paradox.

*the serpent begins whispering to you* Then give up.... your worthlessssssss... worthlesssssss. Your fighting a God. Go ahead, you only defeated part of the whole, for mere seconds. Make your move. *it laughs*

*chuckles*

Compared to what I am forced to face in the future...
you are nothing.

 

[cryogeist]

i think this page just done gone ate my post

 

[cryogeist]

...and again

 

[TheDoctor455]

nom'd post