If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Admiral Stukov]

....go on

That is pretty much the extent of what it means for humans. No "do this, do that," crap, no Hell.
Just if you die with honour you get to Valhalla.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Now while we are on the topic of religion; if there's anyone I'd convert to it's Norse Mythology. Why does bad stuff happen? Because the gods are too drunk from endless parties in Valhalla to care. And if you are awesome enough you get picked up by a valkyrie and carried to Valhalla when you die, so that you too can spend an eternity partying.

Until the catholics came and thought we'd be better of with christianity.

I'm interested... though I've actually been looking at paganism recently to be honest... makes more sense to me than christianity, and it's open to everyone just asks for you to be a good person to the world and others.

 

[cryogeist]

....go on

That is pretty much the extent of what it means for humans. No "do this, do that," crap, no Hell.
Just if you die with honour you get to Valhalla.

...interesting

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

WBC?

westboro baptist church...oh god
look at it this way
they get their money by suing people
google them...*shudders*

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

 

[cryogeist]

WBC?

westboro baptist church...oh god
look at it this way
they get their money by suing people
google them...*shudders*

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

i wouldn't really know im not religious

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm interested... though I've actually been looking at paganism recently to be honest... makes more sense to me than christianity, and it's open to everyone just asks for you to be a good person to the world and others.

*looks up on wikipedia*
"is a blanket term, typically used to refer to polytheistic religious traditions."
Oh! Norse Mythology is polytheistic. Thor - god of thunder and war, Freya - godess of love, beauty, fertility; etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_mythology <-- If you're interested.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

WBC?

westboro baptist church...oh god
look at it this way
they get their money by suing people
google them...*shudders*

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

i wouldn't really know im not religious

Was more of a joke statement about religion than a question... lol

 

[cryogeist]

WBC?

westboro baptist church...oh god
look at it this way
they get their money by suing people
google them...*shudders*

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

i wouldn't really know im not religious

Was more of a joke statement about religion than a question... lol

oh...*feels stupid*

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I'm interested... though I've actually been looking at paganism recently to be honest... makes more sense to me than christianity, and it's open to everyone just asks for you to be a good person to the world and others.

*looks up on wikipedia*
"is a blanket term, typically used to refer to polytheistic religious traditions."
Oh! Norse Mythology is polytheistic. Thor - god of thunder and war, Freya - godess of love, beauty, fertility; etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_mythology <-- If you're interested.

Sorry... I did know that, but I've been looking at the celtic gods/goddesses to be honest, more traditional for me... though I do like the idea of Valhalla

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

Thank you for giving me a golden opportunity to post this;

Spoiler: SMBC

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

oh...*feels stupid*

Aww... sorry ^.^

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@Ankara: Valhalla is the most appealing afterlife too me.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Why do all religions demand money... I thought it was about getting close to god?

Thank you for giving me a golden opportunity to post this;

Spoiler: SMBC

Hahahaha....
*falls over laughing*

Brilliant

 

[cryogeist]

http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/23/god-hates-sentries/

:3

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Stukov: So long as I can spend it with my loved one (not family) then I'm ok with most afterlife's.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@Ankara: And you know how many religions have a version of Hell you end up in if you fail at Heaven?
If you don't get chosen by Odin to get into Valhalla, you end up in "Freya's field".
Yeah, that's right if you don't get into Valhalla you end up together with the godess of love, beauty and fertility.

 

[cryogeist]

@Ankara: And you know how many religions have a version of Hell you end up in if you fail at Heaven?
If you don't get chosen by Odin to get into Valhalla, you end up in "Freya's field".
Yeah, that's right if you don't get into Valhalla you end up together with the godess of love, beauty and fertility.

so its a win-win ?

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Ankara: And you know how many religions have a version of Hell you end up in if you fail at Heaven?
If you don't get chosen by Odin to get into Valhalla, you end up in "Freya's field".
Yeah, that's right if you don't get into Valhalla you end up together with the godess of love, beauty and fertility.

Sounds perfect... though if I am going to hell I do have a plan already.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@cryo: Yeah. See why I say that christianity 'ruined' it for scandinavia?

 

[cryogeist]

@cryo: Yeah. See why I say that christianity 'ruined' it for scandinavia?

yeah!
..uhh
*takes out pen*
where do i sign up?