If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Kud]

*Wakes up from chloroform sleep*

Beeehhhh...

WTF?! Why do I always wake up next to freaks?!

...And why am I chained up...?

 

[The Clown]

smile for the camera, *does generic pr0n things*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Snow: can a hologram do this? *punchs Snows lights out and tosses him through a window*

 

[Kud]

Good thing I have a clown fetish...

 

[xmbts]

@Ash: Hey I resent that.

@Cortanathingy: And you, be nice to Snow he lost both of his eyes.

OT: So I'm a freak am I?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*regains consciousness, again*

@Cortana: Apparently, you can. Don't worry about the eyes, these are cybernetic anyways.

OT: Yay! A member of the Gorillaz is standing up for me! And is also in my pillow fort! ^_^

 

[ShockValue]

Pillow fort? I thought that was turned into a cake fort...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello again...
yeah I thought so to...
and I thought you hated the Nameless One...
whatever...
no matter where I go... everyone seems intent on destroying my house...
I guess you might as well join in on that...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Samus: I built a new one, on account of the cake fort being either eaten mostly or...soiled. >.>

OT: ...I still want Tassadar back. But the PlanetScape Torment guy with the terrible skin works too.

 

[ShockValue]

Oh, well a pillow fort is better than a cake fort I suppose.

 

[Amzer]

Duh,you didn't lock the door,and beside,what can you do to me in that power armor of yours?

I...Didn't...Lock...The...Door.
Well, quite frankly, its beneath a hidden hatch...So get out...Of my wonderful shelter. When the bombs fall...I MIGHT let you in. It just depends. I got all I need down here.
*Whistles a jolly tune as he heads back to his abode, carrying a bottle of whiskey in hand.*

OT: AGAIN!? *Begins punching the above avatar in the face before looking to see WHO he was punching* I uh...Sorry?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

How did we do it if you had all that armour on?

 

[TheDoctor455]

How's the book?

 

[Best of the 3]

I'll help you find that little white sock looking hat you're surposed to be wearing.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*looks up from magazines* Ahh, back from banging cocks, I see. Have fun? :3

 

[Best of the 3]

Nope, not really.

 

[Amzer]

How did we do it if you had all that armour on?

The crotch plate is detachable *Nods*

OT: Still eating that cake, I see.

 

[Best of the 3]

Yup, it's all mine, don't ask for any.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Oh. Because I thought...Oh, you were talking about badminton. Yeah, I sympathise. Could I have some cake (not "cake", though)? :3

 

[Best of the 3]

I was talking about badminton.
No.
And no way in hell for "cake".