If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Amzer]

@Samus: Well uh...Sorry for punching you in the face? Come oooon...I thought it was one of those goons again. Anyways, thank you...

It just depends...Will it mess up any critical systems? If it does...Well...Have a happy Nuclear Holocaust. Alone.
If not...I might take you under my wing in my secret abode, while the others die above.

 

[Ashsaver]

Well,If i weld your codpiece the only thing it does is that you may never brandish whatever underneath your codpiece ever again.

 

[Vakz]

High five?

 

[Ashsaver]

Yay! high five!

*Wears catears and glasses for extra cuteness*

 

[xmbts]

AHH! The disease is spreading!

 

[Amzer]

You've gotta be...I uh...How to unweld this...codpiece looking like something else...Well uh...UH...
OT: Effin A. I can no longer do anything...Oh yes, By the way, have fun outside...The bombs are falling, by the way.

 

[Amzer]

LAA---AAAHAAAAG!

 

[XThecommander]

Hello random robot soldier...

 

[Amzer]

I am not ROBOTIC! *Storms off*

 

[Vakz]

<Ignore this, I really got it wrong, and should go get some sleep now>

 

[Amzer]

HEEEY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Its Mothership Zeta all over again...Fucking Green bastards.

 

[XThecommander]

Oh hai there kerrigan, are you going to mindfu- *Boom, Headshot.*

 

[Amzer]

Uh...UHHH...He just got headshotted...WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

 

[XThecommander]

Why is there an american flag behind you? O god... Robo Duke!

 

[Amzer]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! *Removes helmet* DO YOU SEE?! DO YOU SEEE?!!?
Oh yes...That mine...On your side of the bed ...TOTALLY wasn't mine.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Hmm, thats alot different from whats under my face.

 

[Amzer]

GET...THE...FUCK...AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Grabs assault rifle from a rack, and begins firing, while running in the opposite direction.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Cortana: You can't escape from me Im everywhere

 

[Ashsaver]

@xmbt Now i know,you're a robotic Chucky,Heh and Best think I'm creepy/scary.

*Throws T51-C codpiece at Amzer*

*Throws water balloon at Cortana*

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws bear at Ashsaver* I felt it was necessary.