If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

Yes, now put on these hand cuffs :3

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*awakens instantly at mention of handcuffs* Hmm? Whassat? :3

 

[Best of the 3]

Here, you hold this gag, maybe put your chloroform on it. =3

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...how did you know I had chloroform? :3 *applies chloroform to the gag*

 

[Best of the 3]

I also know where you hide all those snipets from your mags. You know, the call a fur ones

By the way, this seems like an early time for you to be on. Maybe it's just me.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

You know, you're right. This is kind of early. And don't you dare tell anyone about those snippets! Here's your gag back. >:3

 

[Best of the 3]

*Places gag over Snow's mouth*

Secrets are made to be shared. And you aint going to stop me

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Mmmfffmff~! *rips gag off momentarily to speak* Have you...ever read...Catcsshhchhhh~ *falls unconscious*

 

[xmbts]

*nudges Snow with foot* Aww, sleeping like a baby.

 

[Vakz]

*Cooks above fox for breakfast*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

EDIT: *Cooks breakfast for above fox* Fixed it! ^_^

 

[Best of the 3]

*Gives all of Snow's mags to xmbts*

@xmbts: hold onto those, hopefully he's not rabid when he wakes up.

*Holds smelling salts under Snow's nose*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

uuhhh...22....Nyeh? *sits up* All right, what the hell did you...My magazines are gone...Where?! D:<

 

[Best of the 3]

I hides them. I hides the precious

EDIT: And uh? Snow? WHy haven't I, after all this time of shaving your fur and making you sh*t in the garden, not added you to my friends list?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Snow:
Rampant Cortana: I needed to stay warm so I tossed them into my fire pit over there *points to a pile of burning magazines*

 

[Best of the 3]

Add bonfire to the list of crazy sh*t in my bedroom now.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I do believe that a better question would be, Why Haven't I? Well, that's been fixed now! ^_^

@Rampant Cortana: *gazes slowly at the bonfire, realisation sinking in* ...must..not...cry... D:

 

[Best of the 3]

*Hugs Snow*

There there, I didn't mean it to turn out like this although it is probably funnier this way.

At least you have the snippets... and the toys >.>

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*hugs* ^_^ Yeah, you're right. Plus we can save on central heating this way!
And, yes, the snippets, & the toys are still safe. Don't need inverted commas for those, really.

 

[Amy Sorel]

I'd be freaking out for more then one reason.

1: it's an animal.
2: It's an animal... wearing cloaths.
3: It's an animal... with a really creepy arrogant and satisfied look in his eyes.