If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Snowden's Secret]

@Paradox: That's probably the least insulting thing anyone has ever said about my smexy grin, ever. ...thank you. :'3

OT: Sounds like Hell. Hold fast!

 

[mParadox]

Please don't make a fort. Honor this request please?

@Best of the 3: Perfect timing! The fun's getting started!

 

[Best of the 3]

I thought we were going to make a fort out of all of that cake I brought last night.

 

[mParadox]

Oh you are very much welcome to make a fort. But Snowden's forts are made up of... organic stuff. Stuff which haunt nightmares.

 

[Best of the 3]

Did you not see my cake army? I can quote myself (twice as it would not fit in one message) if you want to see it. It's pretty epic as army of cakes go.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Whuh? You mean pillows and mattresses? Those are the only ones I've built so far.

 

[mParadox]

The cake army? Of course! So...delicious....

OT: That's what i mean! O_O A walking pillow is scary... or so the internet tells me.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...walking pillows? They shouldn't be doing that. The internet has informed you well, sir! *curls up and shudders* O_O

 

[Best of the 3]

Don't worry Snow

*Hugs*

You always have "explosion" to put those pillows in it's place...

[sub]...then again the thought of you "exploding" on pillows is really creepy.[/sub]

 

[Best of the 3]

nom'd post

 

[mParadox]

Walking hammers... now that's a different story. A creepy one.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

And don't forget about walking brooms! Those things are freaking soul-chilling!

@Best: Creepy, perhaps. But you still love it! xP

 

[Best of the 3]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, did I add my LSD in that cake mix last night?

@Snow: And you know it XD

 

[mParadox]

A talking rabbit. Cute. But if it's carrying a knife then well.. Chucky has found pet.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Best: Thought you'd just kick it up a notch right? And yes, I know. I know. ^_^

OT: Most talking animals can be made scary with weapons. Well, except for me. I just look silly when wielding a blaster.

 

[Best of the 3]

Obviously I am not high enough even with all of the pills I took yesterday to get rid of this bug.

 

[mParadox]

NO kidding... here have a blaster...

*looks at Snowden*

AHAHAHAHAHAH! make it stop please!!!!

OT: Hello Master. Would you like your snack now?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

What, I don't see what- *sees self in mirror D: AAAAAAAAAH~ *throws blaster out the window* Hang on...you changed your face! :O

 

[mParadox]

Master Sexy Assassin to Master Sexy Butler.

Any questions?

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh dear, you as my butler, this is going to fuck everything, ever, backwards, through a bush.