If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

You look so much cuter than before. Looks like Snow will not be having any explosions over you any time soon :3

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

New avatar? Why are you kissing a skull?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*stands back from new popcorn fort* Ahh, behold! She is beautiful! xD

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, I think it needs a bit more butter.

 

[mParadox]

You rang?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... here... this should make your mind explode...
(casts an illusion on myself so that I resemble a butler... one of your dead colleagues if possible)

Hello, good sir, would sir like some "tea"?

 

[XThecommander]

First "cake", then "frosting", and now "tea"!? That's it, i'm leaving.
What about my pizza?
We will be taking it with us...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here... have some "pizza" "pie"...

 

[XThecommander]

Offer me any of your sick things, and I will smash you with a knightmare...
Don't tempt her, she will do it.

 

[xmbts]

First, don't get him started on the immortality thing, second I usually don't offer sick things, so you still have me.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

First, don't get him started on the immortality thing, second I usually don't offer sick things, so you still have me.

On that note, I'd like to see a duel between him and C.C.

 

[xmbts]

I don't know who or what this C.C. is but I'm intrigued.

 

[XThecommander]

Spoiler: C.C.

This is C.C., An immortal witch from the anime code geass.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Offer me any of your sick things, and I will smash you with a knightmare...
Don't tempt her, she will do it.

Would you like some "Haus of Parliament" sauce? Or would you like to go to the "International Haus of Paaancakes"?
Or do you just want to kick it "Phail Haus"?

OT:
I'm older than the Reapers from ME.

EDIT:
I seem to have been double-ninja'd.
And one of the guilty ones was Stukov no less! I will not take this betrayal lightly.

OT:
Why would I want to fight another immortal?
It would make more sense for me to "hang out" with her.
Anyone have her number?

 

[XThecommander]

Can we please leave this place, the people here all seem to want to do something to me...
Lack of women, that or lust... Anyways, we will leave here, I find the knightmare cockpit more comfortable to sleep in.
Same...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I stole your over-designed button.

 

[XThecommander]

Ha, and I stole your nuclear bomb, and I have another button...
Leave me out of this, I see you are both wanting to bite at eachothers throats...
I never asked you to be a part of this.
You didn't have to, I knew what you were scheming.
You always seem to know my thoughts...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You always seem to know my thoughts...

You're not that deep, Ledouche.

So you do have a separate over-designed button for each occasion...
What a shame.

 

[xmbts]

I still want that hat.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You can't have it.