If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

*bursts into the room riding a Goatnicorn*

*Goatnicorn uses super jump through the ceiling*

*Drops the second page of a shopping list*

Read: Pony sauce,cyborg tomato,thorny durian,MOAR SHROOMS!!!

 

[staika]

*picks up second page of shopping list*

I wonder what exactly it is she wants to make....

 

[TheDoctor455]

*picks up second page of shopping list*

I wonder what exactly it is she wants to make....

You don't want to know. Trust me. Better stock up on advanced poison antidotes though.

 

[staika]

Hmm good thing I came prepared with my potion of cure poison. I don't know if it will work though. I bought it from this very nice gentleman in a trench coat in a random alley. He seemed trustworthy enough >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm good thing I came prepared with my potion of cure poison. I don't know if it will work though. I bought it from this very nice gentleman in a trench coat in a random alley. He seemed trustworthy enough >.>

Should I draw a diagram of just how boned you are? Or can you work it out by yourself?

 

[staika]

Nah I'm good I can pretty much figure it out by myself. At least I can hope that the potion works........ >.>'

*looks for a way to escape*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nah I'm good I can pretty much figure it out by myself. At least I can hope that the potion works........ >.>'

*looks for a way to escape*

Let me see that potion.

*grabs it from you*

Umm... this is a bottle of rat poison.

*returns the bottle*

Yeah, someone crossed out 'rat' and wrote 'Cure' in crayon. Good luck with that.

 

[staika]

curses

*throws bottle at wall*

Well looks like I just have to sit here and wait, for my doom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Pretty much.

Would you like me to play some appropriate music for this occasion?

 

[staika]

Nah I got some good music on at the moment. I'll just listen to 'make them suffer' till I die. And when I die, at least I went out with good music.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nah I got some good music on at the moment. I'll just listen to 'make them suffer' till I die. And when I die, at least I went out with good music.

I usually go with "Still Alive" for the irony... and the possibility of chilling her.

 

[staika]

That's a smart idea but I'll stick to my music, I have already accepted that I am about to die so I might as well go out on my terms.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... odd that she hasn't turned up yet. Either her internet died again... or she went to lunch...

or... she's just trying to make you sweat.

Yeah, probably that last one.

 

[staika]

Yeah she's probably making us wait for her to appear so we suffer longer. A very smart yet sadistic plan.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah she's probably making us wait for her to appear so we suffer longer. A very smart yet sadistic plan.

Strange that she'd be targeting you though.

You don't fit into either of the usual categories for a Yandere's victim.... odd.

 

[staika]

Yeah she's probably making us wait for her to appear so we suffer longer. A very smart yet sadistic plan.

Strange that she'd be targeting you though.

You don't fit into either of the usual categories for a Yandere's victim.... odd.

I think it had something to do with me trying to run away when she first appeared. Somewhat like a cat chasing a fleeing target, only chasing it because it's running.

Or maybe I just draw crazy people towards me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah she's probably making us wait for her to appear so we suffer longer. A very smart yet sadistic plan.

Strange that she'd be targeting you though.

You don't fit into either of the usual categories for a Yandere's victim.... odd.

I think it had something to do with me trying to run away when she first appeared. Somewhat like a cat chasing a fleeing target, only chasing it because it's running.

Or maybe I just draw crazy people towards me.

Just in case you haven't already...

time to read up on Yanderes:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

One possibility does remain... a twist on the two categories...
might be... some outside chance that... yes... yes... just might be possible...

 

[staika]

Just in case you haven't already...

time to read up on Yanderes:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

One possibility does remain... a twist on the two categories...
might be... some outside chance that... yes... yes... just might be possible...

Are you suggesting that the yandere's are, evolving? The world is not ready for a new type of yandere....

 

[TheDoctor455]

Just in case you haven't already...

time to read up on Yanderes:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yandere

One possibility does remain... a twist on the two categories...
might be... some outside chance that... yes... yes... just might be possible...

Are you suggesting that the yandere's are, evolving? The world is not ready for a new type of yandere....

Not all... just her.

Its a remote possibility, but still... it fits the pattern somewhat...

Yanderes usually only kill one of two kinds of victims...

1) potential rivals

2) 'disloyal' love interests

Well... its possible that she's starting to target you in much the same way she would me... as in the second category. Trouble is... Yanderes rarely have more than one target at a time. So... since I'm still alive, that makes you a potential rival... for her own affections.

Though if this logic bomb is possible, then so is another one: that she sees herself as 'disloyal' in some way.

In which case... she'll kill you and then kill herself. Hmm... curious. This requires further study...

 

[staika]

Not all... just her.

Its a remote possibility, but still... it fits the pattern somewhat...

Yanderes usually only kill one of two kinds of victims...

1) potential rivals

2) 'disloyal' love interests

Well... its possible that she's starting to target you in much the same way she would me... as in the second category. Trouble is... Yanderes rarely have more than one target at a time. So... since I'm still alive, that makes you a potential rival... for her own affections.

Though if this logic bomb is possible, then so is another one: that she sees herself as 'disloyal' in some way.

In which case... she'll kill you and then kill herself. Hmm... curious. This requires further study...

By jove you might be onto something. If what you say is true then this does require more study. I will sacrifice my life for the good of this research, if only to say that my life meant something in the end.