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*jumps and grabs the flying cat*

I...I...need to go with the little kitty! It... might need help... carrying stuff.

Or something.
 

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*gives silk blanket* It's okay child.

*gives a bowl of goatnicorn soup* Fresh from the pot for you love.
 

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*sips*

This is good, I don't know why people don't like it.

>.>

I poured my heart and soul into this soup!

*sips*
 

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*sips* It's absolutely divine.

It's a crime that so very few people know about it~
 

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Ah but you see my dear, the horn has magical properties!

It makes air lighter! The clouds change colour! Everything becomes fuzzy!
 

Ashsaver

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@_@

Whoa....you're right! I see rainbows and flying whales, and....shi---stuffs!

*collapses*
 

mParadox

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*picks up and tucks in* Poor dear, not everyone can handle the potency of unicorn horn.
 

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The gene splicing formula is not perfect.

The flesh of a goat, in the guise of a unicorn.

GOATNICORN.

It's the future.