If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Just curious..... can anyone procure an image which shows Edward Elric in a dress?

I tried, my google fu is weak.
So here's a picture of CC and Kallen eating pizza instead.

Spoiler

Nice.

OT:
No, I don't do animals, get out.

 

[xmbts]

Thank you spoon. Now I know there is squid porn...

What exactly happened if you don't mind me asking?

Spoiler: I don't mind at all.

About ten(ish) years ago I was in a car, that car was in an accident, now I don't remember any of this because I fractured my skull and essentially crushed the left side of my body. I was comatose for...some amount of time (I'm really not sure) and at some point during the ordeal I died and was resuscitated. I broke a collar bone a few ribs and messed up a lung pretty bad. I was hooked up to a bunch of machines, and it was a long time before I could figure out how to walk again.

Basically it really sucked so remember to wear a damn seatbelt.

Actually it wasn't that bad for me, between the coma and the painkillers I don't recall feeling a thing and I had family and friends constantly. I still have the cards I got from kids at school somewhere around here.

 

[mParadox]

Me like pizza. IT maybe one of the reasons why.

@xmbts: WTF?!?! Wow just wow dude. *salutes*

 

[Best of the 3]

Thank you spoon.

What exactly happened if you don't mind me asking?

Spoiler: I don't mind at all.

About ten(ish) years ago I was in a car, that car was in an accident, now I don't remember any of this because I fractured my skull and essentially crushed the left side of my body. I was comatose for...some amount of time (I'm really not sure) and at some point during the ordeal I died and was resuscitated. I broke a collar bone a few ribs and messed up a lung pretty bad. I was hooked up to a bunch of machines, and it was a long time before I could figure out how to walk again.

Basically it really sucked so remember to wear a damn seatbelt.

Actually it wasn't that bad for me, between the coma and the painkillers I don't recall feeling a thing and I had family and friends constantly. I still have the cards I got from kids at school somewhere around here.

Damn... that's a hell of a lot for a car accident. Has it had any effects on you today now that's been 10 years ago?

 

[xmbts]

Damn... that's a hell of a lot for a car accident. Has it had any effects on you today now that's been 10 years ago?

Nothing serious my ribs are a bit sensitive and I get some pains in the winter but other then that I'm fine. May explain the terrible memory though.

*Returns salute to Paradox*

 

[Spoonius]

*Tries to salute, but hits his own noggin*

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Eh, could be worse. Could be a ninja...

Edit: Dear god, they've followed me.

 

[Best of the 3]

Damn... that's a hell of a lot for a car accident. Has it had any effects on you today now that's been 10 years ago?

Nothing serious my ribs are a bit sensitive and I get some pains in the winter but other then that I'm fine. May explain the terrible memory though.

Bad memory >.>... what are you on about... <.<

*sweeps condoms filled with cake under the carpet*

*whistles*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*snaps a parade salute*
That's how it's done.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pats xmbts's shoulder*
There there.

OT:

Er... Stukov... I told you not to crash here anymore.

 

[mParadox]

*whistles* Nice house you have here. Could do without the portals though.

 

[xmbts]

They do lead to some strange situations.

 

[jackmn31]

hiya dude from gorillaz

 

[Spoonius]

 

[mParadox]

A kangaroo that ninja's? Damn.

OffT: @jackmn31: hiya kid who's holding a launcher! Wait that ain't right.

I see you're new here, allow me to say... Welcome to the Escapist!

General Rule: Be a good boy or be spanked.

 

[Wintermoot]

yank the knife from my eye socket and say: "this is gonna be a terrible day" and try to remeber what I did the previous day

 

[xmbts]

@Paradox: Aww, I was going to welcome him.

OT: Wha?

 

[mParadox]

I believe he was referring to last night's trap party.

 

[xmbts]

I thought that was this morning.
I don't even know anymore.

I'll just blame the timezones.

 

[mParadox]

Correction. In here. Everything goes at the speed of GTA.