If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

*whistles* Nice house you have here. Could do without the portals though.

Er...

There's nothing I can do about them. But then, they aren't always ACTIVE and VISIBLE.
When the Portals are INACTIVE, they are INVISIBLE.

Just be careful about what you say, do, think, or happen to have on you at the time.

These Portals are actually EVERYWHERE in EVERY Plane, just waiting to be activated. Portals are the secondary force that keeps things together. Gravity being the primary.

OT:
Its morning for me xmbts.

 

[xmbts]

Well it's just past 1 PM for me.

Again I blame timezones.

*Shakes fist*

 

[mParadox]

Well it's night for me.

That is, time for me to say, Good Night. *bows*

 

[xmbts]

Well goodnight, have a pleasant sleep.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]No more Desu for you![/color]

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh crap. Why did you have to get Smug mad?
Now she's gonna go all GlaDOS on us again.
Damn it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure it is.

*repairs Smug*

Is that better?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Did you just repair me? That has got to be the dumbest thing that whoah, whoah, whoah.

*Laughs*

*opens up a panel and starts reprogramming GlaDOS to be nicer.*

 

[xmbts]

Doc, you keep messing with the robots and there may be some big mechanical revolt against you.

 

[Ashsaver]

Just....soak them...If they're waterproofed....drill some holes...

 

[xmbts]

Wait...do what now?

 

[Ashsaver]

Soak all robots....? teehee

 

[xmbts]

I don't like that idea.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Did you just repair me? That has got to be the dumbest thing that whoah, whoah, whoah.

*Laughs*

*opens up a panel and starts reprogramming GlaDOS to be nicer.*

wHAT are you DOing? stOP THat. I-I-IIIIIII BBBBZZZZZ

*stops reprogramming*

Good point xmbts...

Let's try talking this out GlaDOS...
why do you want to kill us?

 

[xmbts]

Well it is fun.

...What?