If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[AwesomeExpress]

Am I interupting something? I mean.. The Doctor said he was on vacation... he didn't mention he was seeing anyone!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Am I interupting something? I mean.. The Doctor said he was on vacation... he didn't mention he was seeing anyone!

When did I say anything of the kind?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh so now you're going to try and deny the whole thing? Is that what I mean to you? We're still in bed!

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh? I didn't know Doc is a kind of person who....shirks his responsibilities.....or has a rocket fetish.....teehee

*preparing lunch*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh, you'll need to prepare for launch- er.. wait, you said "lunch"? Oh.. I could go for a sandwich!

 

[Ashsaver]

teehee...why not have a can of BONK! while you're at it.

 

[xmbts]

now you have an excuse to be a complete *****...

I'm wondering if you see how I could have misinterpreted that as you calling me a *****.

 

[TheDoctor455]

now you have an excuse to be a complete *****...

I'm wondering if you see how I could have misinterpreted that as you calling me a *****.

Yeah... sorry, that's not what I was trying to do... I was more trying to describe a common archetype for female videogame characters... a really annoying one that needs to die at the earliest opportunity. No offense meant.

 

[xmbts]

So now I should die at the earliest opportunity eh? Go ahead keep digging yourself a hole.

 

[TheDoctor455]

So now I should die at the earliest opportunity eh? Go ahead keep digging yourself a hole.

NO!!!! NO!!!!!
I'm not calling you anything!
That isn't what I was trying to say at all!!!!
I was just trying to facilitate a parody of an over-used stereotype.

Look... let's just drop this for now and I'll just off you an apology for any misunderstanding, and to make up for all of my button-pressing, I will offer you (and only you, xmbts) an opportunity to choose my next self-mind-fuckery persona.

A) A Yahtzee parody
B) The Narrator from the Fallout series
C) Murdock
D) Communicate solely through a fictional argument between Dr. House and Dr. Cox
E) The G-Man from HL2
F) Hayden Christensen as Darth Vader

 

[xmbts]

I know you aren't I just enjoy pointing these things out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I know you aren't I just enjoy pointing these things out.

Okay then...
My offer for self-mind-fuckery is still open.

 

[xmbts]

Well the Hayden-Vader sounds promising. I can see the Murdoc one backfiring.

Hmm I'm going with Vader,

Spoiler: If only because of this.

Tis the season afterall.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... I'm just going to leave myself a loophole for later use... any use of the phrase "Allons Y!" will snap me out of it.

Okay then... commencing self-mind-fuckery...

*several minutes pass and then...*

Wait a minute... this isn't decaf...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xmbts]

 

[Ashsaver]

How should i carve this tombstone?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*force chokes Ashsaver, lifting him/her a few feet into the air.*

What have you done with those plans?!??!?!?!

You were caught spying for the sand people, I want to know what they are doing with those plans.

Please tell us.

 

[Ashsaver]

Doc,you're giving me....

Spoiler

...Erotic asphyxiation

 

[xmbts]

...*Videotapes*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doc,you're giving me....

Spoiler

...Erotic asphyxiation

Where are those plans?

*"accidentally" snaps Ashsaver's neck.*

I can hear my former master now... "We're smarter than this..."

My response: "Apparently not."