If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

So be it...

*force-grabs xmbts and slams him/her around the room several times.*

 

[The Clown]

*Watches the tape and saves the video in his permanent memory* nice one, why the hell did I miss this?

 

[xmbts]

*Standing beside the clown*
You tell me.

That Vader helmet isn't good on the eyes, he's tossing around a pile of prosthetic limbs and mannequin parts.

 

[The Clown]

*snores*

 

[Ashsaver]

*studying ninjutsu*

This might helps me...when someone trying to mutilate me again...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Standing beside the clown*
You tell me.

That Vader helmet isn't good on the eyes, he's tossing around a pile of prosthetic limbs and mannequin parts.

*reaches in the direction of the voice, and slams the real xmbts around the room.*

Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a jedi yet.

 

[xmbts]

Ahh! Stukov! HELP!

 

[Spoonius]

Here!

*Throws xmbts an anti-Vader gun*

 

[xmbts]

!
*Fires anti-force, Vader-seeking missiles*

 

[Ashsaver]

*aims laser designator at Doc*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses force lightning to detonate the missiles before they reach me. force-crushes the "anti-Vader" gun, and force-grabs Ashsaver and xmbts and slams them both across the room and into each other several times.*

 

[Ashsaver]

You seem to get a little too powerful.... *still aiming laser designator at Doc*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*drops both of them.*
Fine... we'll settle this in a more civilized fashion.

*gets out a deck of cards.*

Go Fish?

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Taking all bets.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... hmm...
Let's see, Darth Vader, Noodle, whatever the hell Ashsaver is supposed to be, a drunk Kangaroo... I think we have the makings of a new painting to rival the classic "dogs playing poker".

 

[Ashsaver]

I don't play cards....oh well.

*cooking a tentacles monster soup*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't play cards....oh well.

*cooking a tentacles monster soup*

Just make sure its dead by the time you're done cooking it.

 

[Ashsaver]

*The thing in the cooking pot is twitching*

....die.

*stabs*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Need any help with that?

No? Okay then...

Noodle, do you have any jacks?

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Why yes just come over here and get them.