If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

Stop staring! I can see why Scde2 has so much fun with you.

 

[Sacman]

Wait... what did he say about me?
...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Nothing. Honest. It's just the conversations you guys have are so entertaining.

 

[Sacman]

Of course...
[sub] note to self... mParadox knows too much, he must be eliminated...[/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Ummm....

[sub][sub]Note to self: Sacman, despite the interesting persona, would rather be quiet about his dealings.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...how is your hair still that goddamn spiky?

 

[mParadox]

It's not. It just long. Graciously long.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Gah, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...(note:less 'u's than Xmbts [or whatever's] because less freaky and less brain bleach required.)

 

[mParadox]

He has a eyepatch. Me and eyepatch have a long history.

 

[MrJKapowey]

actually it is Garrus' eyepiece from ME1, ah-hah! *self satisfied voice*

 

[mParadox]

Whatever. Still, anything covering eyes has history with me.

 

[MrJKapowey]

So does Lavender dream. I'll get my coat.

 

[mParadox]

I'm ready. Where are we going? :3

 

[MrJKapowey]

Erm, I'm going to KFC. TO PROTEST!
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No.

 

[mParadox]

Really? KFC was never my cup of tea anyway.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I only ever go there if I'm walking back from town up the hill to Downley. It's the only 'eatery' on the way.

 

[mParadox]

Fair enough.

 

[MrJKapowey]

its that or 'La Hacienda'. To upmarket and no take away if I'm running late.

 

[xmbts]

I was standing over you while you slept.

Spoiler: Making this face the whole time.

 

[i don't know]

Then will make his face while you sleep

Spoiler: face

[/spoiler]
Then I would skin you and eat your motherboard, even if you're not made of meat.