If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

*stops IDK from getting anywhere near xmbts*

Stop trying to do that to people, that kinda behavior will get you killed one of these days.

 

[xmbts]

I can handle the pyro. Thanks anyway.

 

[TKretts3]

I'd probably ask if he knew why Neo suddenly disappeared.

 

[xmbts]

Pff, I'm better then Neo anyway.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd put a dress on you and cover your face with makeup while you slept.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd throw you into a Portal leading to Innsmouth. Have fun with the Cthulhu cult there!

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Who would do this to another person while they sleep?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Someone as perverted as the jackass that built you.

 

[xmbts]

Nah if he was really that perverted she'd probably look alot different.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I think he is perveted... I think that he, like Michael Bay, has a fetish for the military.

 

[xmbts]

I don't mean the military part I mean more of the surrogate niece/little sister part.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... I think that just makes him more perverted... if you catch my drift...

 

[scorptatious]

I think I just pissed my pants.

 

[xmbts]

Aww!? In the bed? Come on now. D:

 

[Ashsaver]

Grrr...those people countdown-ing last night was so annoying....shouting....fire cracks....loud music.....where's my....knives....Z Z Z z z z z....

 

[xmbts]

Just happened for me about 20 minutes ago.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Its still going on for me right now... I wish the neighbors would calm the fuck down.

 

[LinkSwitch]

quit hogging teh covers, or GTFO

 

[mParadox]

That smile scares me. Pipboy... why you smile like that?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

That's the Vault Boy... run before he offers you perks.