If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

A demon circus that charged an innocent's soul for tickers I assume?

 

[LupusDei]

I would like to visit this circus, It sounds interesting.

However furries have no souls so I'm told.

 

[xmbts]

Well I have no soul and that hasn't stopped me.

 

[mParadox]

And yet, you still end up here. >_>

 

[steph01a]

She's a new person here.

WELCOME! Be nice and you'll be awarded!

Thanks for the welcome, folks. (I just found this thread again)

 

[LupusDei]

Lucky you.

I was welcomed by the sound of heavy weapons systems, small arms fire, chainsaws, shotguns and a multitude of knives.

However, welcome!

 

[mParadox]

Our welcoming committee feels hostile to every second person we welcome.

 

[LupusDei]

Feels hostile but secretly its all a test to see if you can stick the constant onslaughter of crazy, before being rewarded with cake and treats for succeeding?


My Ill feelings are reassured, thank you.

 

[mParadox]

You're welcome! IF you feel you have been wronged in any way, contact our help desk.

 

[LupusDei]

Your help desk...

Its literally just a desk isn't it? With no-one behind it to actually help?

Except one piece of paper on said desk that says ''Hard luck fella''.

 

[mParadox]

No.

THIS [http://www.formspring.me/mParadox] is our help desk. Feel free to go nuts with the questions.

 

[LupusDei]

Submited a ticket. Hopefully an advisor will contact me shortly.

I'm starting to twitch.

 

[xmbts]

Hey I didn't welcome you by trying to kill you...which is odd all things considered.

 

[LupusDei]

That makes you the first one not too then.

I shall serve you for all time for this kindness.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'm back, where did I put that cannon :3

 

[LupusDei]

Think you left it in the cupboard over there. I Stuffed the barrel full of cake however.

 

[Best of the 3]

That's fine, or do you mean "cake"? O_O

 

[LupusDei]

Im not sure, What is ''cake'' in comparasion to cake? ;

Brain r confuzzledid

 

[Best of the 3]

Trust me, leave it at confuzzled. >:3

 

[LupusDei]

Your being a little nicer to me today.

Wulfus as gained ''Happiness!''

I think I'll share my leftover cake with you, do you like strawberry cheesecake?