If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[LupusDei]

Pounce protection consists of a cricket-bat right? That you THWACK them in midair with?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*performs a series of medical tests.*

Well... it seems that you got lucky this time Best, you're not pregnant... but xmbts is... and from what I can tell... the child shares the DNA of all three parents.

 

[LupusDei]

Doc? How is it medically possible for a robot to be pregnant?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doc? How is it medically possible for a robot to be pregnant?

Do you really want an answer to that?

The cleanest answer I can give you is... she's a cyborg... part machine and part biological.

 

[LupusDei]

So does that mean the children are going to be part human, part cyborg?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... possibly... but I think it'll mainly be a cybernetic skeleton surrounded by flesh, skin, and fur.

As I said, there are actually three parents, Xmbts, Best, and you Lupus.

Don't ask me how that works, but that's what the tests show...

 

[LupusDei]

ME?! What the-.... I didn't, but how.


.... You.... Thats what you where doing in my house with that test tube and turkey baster. YOU BASTARD.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What are you talking about?

I played no part in this.

 

[LupusDei]

For all your cold and cynical appearance doctor, you lack credibility.

[Removes a glove from his hand]

Shall we settle this in the way of men? I challenge thee to a duel. A test of cake-eating.

 

[xmbts]

D:

I don't want to be a mom though!

 

[LupusDei]

We could take the child to the top of a great altar and sacrafice it to the gods of old?

 

[xmbts]

<.<
Yeah I don't think I'm okay with that course of action.

 

[Best of the 3]

Sounds good considering the last pounce victim had triplets :3

Hello honey :3 *hugs*

 

[LupusDei]

Apparently you have a conscience then.

This worries me.

Deeply.

Well, your keeping the kid then, whatcha going to call it? Eh? Eh?

 

[xmbts]

Must destroy parental instinct.

 

[LupusDei]

I believe the good doctor has already embedded a chip into your brain, downloading all the instructions needed to be a good mommy.

As for a father, well. Best is going to have to sort that one out, I smoke 40 a day and drink my liver drunk, Not a rolemodel I'm afraid.

 

[xmbts]

Good, my last 3 kids all died.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'll name the first one Rickshaw. Why not xD

 

[LupusDei]

Rickshaw?! What sort of pansy name is that? He's going to get bullied at school you know. Not like I care or anything.

Are you going to poke out his eye so you can both have matching eyepatchs?

 

[xmbts]

You're both such impressive parents. -_-